PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
I laughed so fucking hard jesus
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
When there’s something strange
In your neighbourhood
Who you gonna call
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
I FOUND IT AGAIN YES
i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.
1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
@lindenashby: Twerk, twerking.. That’s all I heard about a few weeks ago. I had no idea what it was.. I thought.. uhmm… tweeting at work? Not quite.
welcome to supernatural where we have reaction gifs for our own gifsets
did this girl embrace the fact that her face became a meme?
yes. yes she did.